Sweet Nothings: Modern life is wonderful and various. Before the age of the Internet, who’d have thought it would be possible to order custom-printed M&M’s–with your own choice of colors, and with 2-line messages of 8 characters each–from the comfort of your own home?

Apparently the messages are monitored for propriety, but it would be fascinating to know what the customers write. How long before M&M’s deliver their first hapless marriage proposal, or the news that “Its over / btwn us”?